Kritz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Video Games - Ep2]

AWESOME!

Dude, how in the shit did you get THAT FAR in the game? That's gotta be about 5 of the 8 levels completed by the time you died. Because I was stuck on the Mario / Duck Hunt menu for a solid 2 weeks before I read an Internet guide on how to complete it!

Man, you guys are the most skilled gamers out there. Maybe you could give me some tips on Tic Tac Toe? I'm stuck on the last level and I want to see how the plot turns out! Hope it's not a cliff hanger like PacMan was!

Thanks for the help,

>> Kritz

FarFromSubtle responds:

No prob Kritz! We have heard that the computer interweb is a great place for tips and trick on your favourite titles. Unfortunately, out dial-up telnet connection is a little unreliable. Dad says he is upgrading the tape drive on our commodor soon. It's gonna be awesome!

[The Spirit of Halloween 1]

Holy crap.

That was awesome. Great graphics, and although you'd already know this, it reminded me so much of Invader ZIM. Man, you should wikipedia that crap to see how close the little... uhh.. Kimblies(?) character and GIR match up.

I dunno why people said this is like VGCats. This doesn't have as much anime-styled emotions.

Anyway, no doubt this'll get front page (And possibly top 50). Great job. YOU'RE WINNER!

5/5

>> Kritz

[Eddsworld Zombeh Nation]

Great.

This was great. It had decent comedy, graphics and voice acting.

I really enjoyed the art style in this. Basic, but with a good amount of detail on characters.

Great job, 4/5.

>> Kritz

[TSAH2]

Ouch

Really poor job, guys. Probably because 1/4 of you haven't even played Halo, and Super Flash Bros. seem to like Sony and Nintendo a-hell-of-a-lot-more than M$.

Graphics were above average (But the fingers in nearly all of them were HUGE. The hell?), sound was annoying (Good voice actors are a pain, I know), I don't think you saw any blood in the whole thing (Only a bad point because, well, it's Halo), Menus were cool (Kind of like The Matrix Has You) and the jokes were... uh, crap. Not funny, horrible.

Er- wait.

OMG HALO! 5/5/5//5/55!!!!!111

Nah. I hated this. Good luck to you guys, and try not to ever team up again.

2/5

>> Kritz

[:: Once You Go Black ::]

Good.

I started to lose interest in this cartoon a while ago. But this one was actually pretty funny. I enjoy the lack of political restraint, which I believe we see way too much of.

The faster we get rid of these white / black jokes, the better. And the easiest way to stop something is to keep saying 'em until they lose all meaning. Then bang, insult value lost and a happy world for all.

4/5

>> Kritz

[Phoenix Wrong 3]

Three and a half thumbs up!

I loved the Weird Al skit. This was really good.

4/5

>> Kritz

[DayDreaming]

Very decent.

Damn. That was awesome. Great use of shades and a very nice style that I don't see much. Well worth the time to watch.

3/5

>> Kritz

[Daiseijin Mecha Combine]

Problem.

I think you forgot to add in the Power Rangers theme song. (You should try to actually do something more then have some mechs flash around. Try to put those drawing skills to something a little more productive.)

1/5

>> Kritz

["Dare"]

Very good.

Coming from a quaker background, I thought this flash's meaning kicked ass. I didn't mind the advertising, because I assumed you just picked some food and drink that everyone could relate to (I mean, who the fuck hasn't had McDonald's (Even if it tastes like crap)?)

The only thing I didn't like was the religious bit. Which is a part of being quaker I never liked. I can never accept anything religious, even more so when it's shown that someone has to be religious to not be a prick in life.

But, again like the McDonald's thing, I assume it was only there because most people recognise Christians as being helpful, or something.

For a three day flash, I'm damn impressed. Nice work on it, and a great message being spread.

Doing little things to help isn't going to change everything. But it'll change for someone. Then maybe that someone will help another.

>> Kritz

[NGX chap 1 pt.a]

Meh.

I'm a fan of Ninja Gaiden and all, but I didn't seem to like this. I'm very picky when it comes to fan-based flashes, and if the movie isn't as good as the game I feel disapointed.

It was good, but not good enough to have the words "Ninja Gaiden" attached to. I just hope the main character in the flash wasn't Ryu, or else you might need to re-cast the voice.

4/5

>> Kritz