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[Halo For Retards]

Woot for Halo!

Damn, not only great quick jokes and an awsome pre-loader game but added easter eggs!

Eggs found:

Sand Castle numbers
The enter your name screen
(Possibly) summin writin on Keye's cap
Flashin' 'hog

But honestly... "I don't get it." [inseart awsome theme song here] was the best bit.

Woot for you guys, Bungie and Halo!

>> Kritz

flash-hounds responds:

on Captain keyes it says "Wig"

[Half Life Thr33]

Not bad.

This was a pretty cool flash, I love the Matrix and Valve games, so I liked this.

The voice acting was (I thought I'ld say something original) TOTALY McFUGGING AWSWOME!!1 (Though possibly not true, nor spelt correctly.)

I thought I was going to see a Matrix spoof, not just because of the message, mind you. (Actully, I didn't/haven't read it.)

The only things I feel I should pick at (besides voice acting) were:

The running slowmo scene of doom. It wasn't really tweened well. Neither was Gman falling. Or... yeah.

But this could be a possible front page. I've seen worse.

4/5

>> Kritz

[South Park Surprise]

*Yawn*

Wasn't funny, you could of done allot more with the graphics, too. I mean, the southpark graphics are so simple you could rip them, and noone could tell.

The joke was short, not to mention ruined by the tweening.

1/5

>> Kritz

[Halo: Funny Situations]

That was... Halo...

While the graphics were ok, the jokes mildly good, the voice ruined some of it. Knowing(Thinking) that only you did them, I can't really say it was /that/ horrible.

Being a medi-core Halo fan, I instantly clicked on this. But the jokes didn't have much to be done with. Sure, you didn't rip anything from RvB(Red vs Blue) or TSAH, but they still weren't that good.

Don't take this review against the flash, I only give hard reviews when I like it, but there could be more.

Questions:

1) Why were the spartins in Mark V armor when HaloPC is IV?
2) How the McNugget did the Zealot (Red guy) piss from his armor?
C) H2>H1 ?
E) There has to be an "E".

4/5

>> Kritz

[Broken Saints Chapter 1]

Holy McFutz!

Congrats... This is the first flash I have [bold]ever[/bold] givin a 10 in anything. That was so amazing, although slow.

Also, you need to put in mild textual language in the rating.

5/5

>> Kritz (Yes, I know bold doesn't work.)

["Predator" in 10 seconds]

Oh dear god...

I think I lost more braincells then I gained from watching that.

1/5

>> Kritz (Too tired to think of any constructive... thingy... stuff... I blame TV)

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Good, but..

Unless the portal has been spammed, This isn't really front page stuff.

The joke was good, The sounds were great but its overall graphics wrecked it for me.

The lipsync was next to perfect, but the tweening was so horrible.

Get an artist, because your other matirial is great.

3/5

>> Kritz

TmsT responds:

You

are


incorrect.

:) Have a nice day.

[.hurt.]

Good,

It was good, I'll give you that.

The message was good, but I really didn't like the song. Nor the way it dragged on.

The guy running with the red flashes hurt my eyes... some of the tweening wasn't that great either.

The frame by frame and graphics were great.

But yeah, good. But I don't think it deserved front page.

2/5

>> Kritz

[Mister Chief Bday Contest]

Woot for Frankie!

That was really good. Gotta love Frankie for the drawings. (He did come up with 'em, didn't he?)

I almost wasn't going to watch it because of the "Mister". The size too.

Oh well...

4/5

>> Kritz

kode-man-2005 responds:

thanks ?!

[Night Santa Went Crazy]

God damn you!!!11one1

Dude, I was doing the exact same flash for my first. Ok, so I didn't get much of it done... but I did make a startup where santa was dualing mac 11's while running through the workshop.

Bah. I should of worked faster. Oh well, wouldn't off been as good anyway. But if you get the front page, I'm not gonna be happy.

Ahh who cares. Great minds think alike? Must be the acception to the rule.

3/5

>> Kritz

redhammer01 responds:

Why dont you finish it. This isnt the first of its type either. There are at least 2 other night santa went crazy flashes in NG. Maybe you can get it done on time. Good luck if you try and finish it