Kritz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lonely Sebastien]

UUhhh...

Since I'm not too good about saying whats good, I'll do the bad things.

The music sounded like a guy was whacking his paino with a banana.
(It still suited the mood though...)

The end story didn't really go anywhere. It wasn't depressing, just... umm... weird.

It kinda seemd you had a good startup idea, but then didn't know where to go from there.

It was ok. Not good, not bad, just ok.

(I wonder if I should give advice, not telling people what not to do)

2/5

>> Kritz

Rauko responds:

Thank you for taking the time to review. But I don't think your getting the right message from this flash.

[Not So-Resident Evil]

Hell no.

Don't pretend to shout. IT makes you sound like you live in your mom's house and you don't want to wake her up. The voices are really annoying now... and I'm gonna kick somthing if I hear them again. The whole damn thing was just annoying to watch. The jokes weren't even funny, and one was a rip from the simpsons. "I'm just telling you what you want to hear", an oviouse quote from the episode where Homer was sind surfing and then crashed into a celebrity hide away house, then at moe's, he told carl, lenny, barney, moe and possibliy those two other guys about them, where in his thought bubble, variouse people talked then a guy in white hair said "I'm just telling you what you want to hear".

Yeah, I'm a simpsons fan. I hate it when people use what they use.

Back to the review,

Not funny, Graphics were ok, but the backgrounds were blured, sound was annoying.

1/5.

>> (In a bad mood) Kritz

VictorVonVice responds:

Sorry you feel that way. But when you think about it, EVERY one copies the Simpsons.

[Halo: Combat Degraded]

UUhhh...

Ok, Umm... I've got a bit of a headache, so sorry if I sound a little tough.

Graphics were O.k, but some of the tweening was kinda crap. Would of been nice to see a little more shading, but apart from that the rest of the graphics were good.

You could of put more audio into it.

It didn't make me laugh, at all, but I don't laugh easy, so maybe you did do good. Would of been good to have some better sounds, e.g, when the plasma pistol was firing.

I am a halo fan, and seeing some of the jokes in this makes it look kinda sad, but as you said, you were going for original, for that you did get.

The faces that you used kinda got annoying, I couldn't tell if they were a joke or not.

It was ok. Not funny, but... as I seem to say a lot now, better then some I've seen.

>> Kritz

Onic responds:

Thanks for the review
yah this flash didn't hit the funny bone for everyone. It is more of an aquired taste. Sorry that it didn't make you laugh, but thanks for reviewing it.

[StarLock Introduction]

UUhhh...

The only near funny thing about this was the... umm... was it bonzia? Yeah, Anyway, The voice took me by surprize, but I don't think it should be made for flashes. I've seen it done a lot and it does no good for the flash. I won't give this movie a blam score, but only because I'm in a good mood. That and I've seen worse today.

Even with this, It is possible it could get blammed.
2/5

>> Kritz

StarLock responds:

The song was by a rubbishy Japanese band called Polysics. I just used it for a laugh.

[Detective ABob Ep1.]

UUhhh...

The black and white kinda had a nice effect... but the voices.. were... umm... "Stand away from the mic!". The storyline seemed kinda solid and the random things everywhere was almost funny.

Didn't like it too much, but better then some I've seen.

>> Kritz

ABob responds:

thanks...i hope this one was better than MOST you saw...