Kritz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SMB Pissed Off]

Humm...

I've read through the reviews, and they seem to be angry at you ripping others work. Since I don't normaly watch mario spoofs, they could be right, but I think it's better not to judge on what other movies have compared to yours, just yours in my view. Anyway, here's the review;

I don't really need to mention the graphics, because the only one you fully made was the light bulb. So yeah.
I liked the idea, but I wouldn't make any more of the same sort of movies, it gets boaring after a while.
Pretty funny. Can't be bothered commenting too much on the jokes.

Good. I liked it.

3/5

>> Kritz

[Lonely Sebastien]

UUhhh...

Since I'm not too good about saying whats good, I'll do the bad things.

The music sounded like a guy was whacking his paino with a banana.
(It still suited the mood though...)

The end story didn't really go anywhere. It wasn't depressing, just... umm... weird.

It kinda seemd you had a good startup idea, but then didn't know where to go from there.

It was ok. Not good, not bad, just ok.

(I wonder if I should give advice, not telling people what not to do)

2/5

>> Kritz

Rauko responds:

Thank you for taking the time to review. But I don't think your getting the right message from this flash.

[Foamy's Rant IV]

Aaahh foamy...

Took it a while to get on NG's...

I love foamy ever since I saw the tech one. (Ok, not that long ago). Love foamys voice, Backgrounds, The comedy and the random voilence.

4/5

>> Kritz

[Rancid - Out of Control]

It was ok...

It looked like you just ripped the people then traced them.
The song was good, but some of the guitar playing looked bad.

It was pretty good, concidering I lost intrest in what was going on about 30 secconds into it, but still listined to the song.

2/5

>> Kritz

[Not So-Resident Evil]

Hell no.

Don't pretend to shout. IT makes you sound like you live in your mom's house and you don't want to wake her up. The voices are really annoying now... and I'm gonna kick somthing if I hear them again. The whole damn thing was just annoying to watch. The jokes weren't even funny, and one was a rip from the simpsons. "I'm just telling you what you want to hear", an oviouse quote from the episode where Homer was sind surfing and then crashed into a celebrity hide away house, then at moe's, he told carl, lenny, barney, moe and possibliy those two other guys about them, where in his thought bubble, variouse people talked then a guy in white hair said "I'm just telling you what you want to hear".

Yeah, I'm a simpsons fan. I hate it when people use what they use.

Back to the review,

Not funny, Graphics were ok, but the backgrounds were blured, sound was annoying.

1/5.

>> (In a bad mood) Kritz

VictorVonVice responds:

Sorry you feel that way. But when you think about it, EVERY one copies the Simpsons.

[Halo: Combat Degraded]

UUhhh...

Ok, Umm... I've got a bit of a headache, so sorry if I sound a little tough.

Graphics were O.k, but some of the tweening was kinda crap. Would of been nice to see a little more shading, but apart from that the rest of the graphics were good.

You could of put more audio into it.

It didn't make me laugh, at all, but I don't laugh easy, so maybe you did do good. Would of been good to have some better sounds, e.g, when the plasma pistol was firing.

I am a halo fan, and seeing some of the jokes in this makes it look kinda sad, but as you said, you were going for original, for that you did get.

The faces that you used kinda got annoying, I couldn't tell if they were a joke or not.

It was ok. Not funny, but... as I seem to say a lot now, better then some I've seen.

>> Kritz

Onic responds:

Thanks for the review
yah this flash didn't hit the funny bone for everyone. It is more of an aquired taste. Sorry that it didn't make you laugh, but thanks for reviewing it.

[StarLock Introduction]

UUhhh...

The only near funny thing about this was the... umm... was it bonzia? Yeah, Anyway, The voice took me by surprize, but I don't think it should be made for flashes. I've seen it done a lot and it does no good for the flash. I won't give this movie a blam score, but only because I'm in a good mood. That and I've seen worse today.

Even with this, It is possible it could get blammed.
2/5

>> Kritz

StarLock responds:

The song was by a rubbishy Japanese band called Polysics. I just used it for a laugh.

[Halo 2's Out V.2.0]

Not the best I've seen, but still good.

It too me a damn week to finish it on normal... wow... suck...
I was stuck on one bit with 2 hunters and all I had was a plasma with no ammo and a sword.

I restarted the level.

Oh yeah... the flash review...

Sound was a bit repeditive, but the rest was funny because it's true.

It was good, 3/5

>> Kritz

[TSAH]

Best I've seen all week

This was great. BTW, I did play halo2 while it was loading... lmao....

Graphics were cool, sound was great, Reminded me of RedVsBlue...

"Why DO they call it a warthog?"

"Chief, WTF you doing"
Possible replies:
"Finding the breaks to this thing..."
"The hell if I know"
"Getting some KFC!"
"Finishing thi--- oh crap... I left my wallet on the ship!"

Loved it

>> Kritz

[Change Of Matter]

I liked it...

I was almost expecting a smart ass joke, but hey, It's kinda new. I mean... If I didn't already know all that I would of liked it more. You should try to do physical and chemical changes of matter next.

The only thing I worry about is the humor junkies, who say all flashes should be funny. Good job.

Liked it

>> Kritz