Kritz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Not So-Resident Evil]

Hell no.

Don't pretend to shout. IT makes you sound like you live in your mom's house and you don't want to wake her up. The voices are really annoying now... and I'm gonna kick somthing if I hear them again. The whole damn thing was just annoying to watch. The jokes weren't even funny, and one was a rip from the simpsons. "I'm just telling you what you want to hear", an oviouse quote from the episode where Homer was sind surfing and then crashed into a celebrity hide away house, then at moe's, he told carl, lenny, barney, moe and possibliy those two other guys about them, where in his thought bubble, variouse people talked then a guy in white hair said "I'm just telling you what you want to hear".

Yeah, I'm a simpsons fan. I hate it when people use what they use.

Back to the review,

Not funny, Graphics were ok, but the backgrounds were blured, sound was annoying.

1/5.

>> (In a bad mood) Kritz

VictorVonVice responds:

Sorry you feel that way. But when you think about it, EVERY one copies the Simpsons.

[StarLock Introduction]

UUhhh...

The only near funny thing about this was the... umm... was it bonzia? Yeah, Anyway, The voice took me by surprize, but I don't think it should be made for flashes. I've seen it done a lot and it does no good for the flash. I won't give this movie a blam score, but only because I'm in a good mood. That and I've seen worse today.

Even with this, It is possible it could get blammed.
2/5

>> Kritz

StarLock responds:

The song was by a rubbishy Japanese band called Polysics. I just used it for a laugh.

[Detective ABob Ep1.]

UUhhh...

The black and white kinda had a nice effect... but the voices.. were... umm... "Stand away from the mic!". The storyline seemed kinda solid and the random things everywhere was almost funny.

Didn't like it too much, but better then some I've seen.

>> Kritz

ABob responds:

thanks...i hope this one was better than MOST you saw...